new years day (observed)
January 4th, 2012

new years day (observed)

i’m not embellishing the smug and disgusted face the man working at the supermarket gave me when i asked this.
he was genuinely offended!.. presumably because i had a job that wasn’t so sad it had to make up a fake government-sponsored holiday because the real one fell on a sunday (and we can’t have that!).

so with that reasoning i’m gonna declare my personal observation of new years day some time in march for no reason. maybe around the 21st. hmm. oh wait that’s right that’s revenge day. ahh hell lets do them both! better yet, everyday is “new years day (observed)” did you know i was born on new years day(observed)? really? you too!?

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