December 21st, 2011
Department of Monsterous Visions
got my license renewed today. turns out now you can’t wear anything! glasses, goggles, hats, heads of enemies… oh wait, i mentioned hats.
so i was all crazy blind looking at the general camera vicinity and when i put my goggles back on i saw a truly terrifying sight…
which due to hate of going out in public, discomfort of lines, and dislike of the DMV in general, i will not have replaced for like 10 years.
December 26th, 2011 at 8:42 pm
Like Dorian Gray’s driver’s license, except that when you look at it you don’t die. You just wish you would.
December 27th, 2011 at 1:27 am
be a bit inconvenient to stab everyone who cards you.