Waffles (6:31:22 PM): Vastard
Waffles (6:31:31 PM): I’m german
Slinky (6:32:01 PM): der ahhr vayz of making you tok!
Waffles (6:32:27 PM): Hahah
Waffles (6:32:53 PM): I’ll be bax in likz thirty minutz
Slinky (6:33:05 PM): you lyk das utterz, ja?
Waffles (6:33:17 PM): Hahahaha!!!
Slinky (6:33:32 PM): ja bull!
Waffles (6:33:45 PM): Lol I’ll be back
Slinky (6:33:48 PM): nein das utterz!
Slinky (6:33:59 PM): dasten crock!
as a side note: this started because the iTouch’s keyboard hits the wrong keys a lot so “bastard” turned into “vastard”. and if you don’t understand the joke, try and say it all out loud.