for a new year, it still looks the same to me. what happens to the old year? does it get traded in for a newer model? with maybe a slick new number and smell? well i’m glad i hardly know what day it is. makes it more interesting when someone yells “happy new year!” and a party (for all i know) starts out of nowhere. i tried that once with a made up holiday. turned out to be the worst “revenge day” ever.
-Slinky